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Barkley's Favorite Doggie Quotes
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
Every dog must have his day.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby.
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either.
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
Where Dogs & Cats Come From?
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.
Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
To err is human, to forgive, canine.
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long.
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!' |
