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Meme's Mornings
Sunday, 23 November 2008

Crazy Facts

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".



Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.


The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.


Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.


Coca-Cola was originally green.


It is impossible to lick your elbow.


The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000


Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.


Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar


111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.


Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand


Q. What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All invented by women.


Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey


In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight."


It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.


In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"


Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

Posted by memesusan at 11:11 PM EST
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Thy Word

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thy Word, Oh Lord, is a lamp to guide me,
To keep me from going astray.
Thy Word lights my path through the darkness,
Making night appear bright as the day.
Temptations may entice me to wander,
I might be encouraged to roam.
Thy Word, Oh Lord, is a beacon
Lovingly guiding me home.

Martha Susan Owen 2008March25

 


Posted by memesusan at 11:03 PM EST
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Friday, 21 November 2008

Now Playing: Sleigh Ride - Relient K

Relient K - Sleigh Ride from gotee on Vimeo.

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Mother Teresa on abortion.

“But I feel that the greatest destroyer of peace today is abortion, because it is a war against the child - a direct killing of the innocent child - murder by the mother herself. And if we accept that a mother can kill even her own child, how can we tell other people not to kill one another? How do we persuade a woman not to have an abortion? As always, we must persuade her with love, and we remind ourselves that love means to be willing to give until it hurts. Jesus gave even his life to love us.

So the mother who is thinking of abortion, should be helped to love - that is, to give until it hurts her plans, or her free time, to respect the life of her child. The father of that child, whoever he is, must also give until it hurts. By abortion, the mother does not learn to love, but kills even her own child to solve her problems.

And by abortion, the father is told that he does not have to take any responsibility at all for the child he has brought into the world. That father is likely to put other women into the same trouble. So abortion just leads to more abortion.

Any country that accepts abortion is not teaching the people to love, but to use any violence to get what they want. That is why the greatest destroyer of love and peace is abortion. ”

Mother Teresa


Posted by memesusan at 11:22 AM EST
Updated: Sunday, 23 November 2008 11:04 PM EST
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Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Slow Down

 

 

 

Be still and hear

The sounds today

Joy, songs, laughter,

Children at play.


Listen more closely,

Watch and pray.

Sounds draw near,

Calm comes your way.


Be still and know

Says God above.

Know I am here

It's you I love.


Now what's the rush?

Why such hurry?

You can't think clearly,

Your mind's all blurry.


Let's take our time,

We've got all day.

Trust me please

I'll show you the way.


Be still and know

And listen too.

I sent My Son

To die for you.

 

Martha Susan Owen



Posted by memesusan at 6:14 PM EST
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Ways to Reduce Stress

 
 
 

 

 

 
 
1. Pray
 
2. Go to bed on time.
 
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
 
4. Say No to projects that won’t fit into your time schedule,
    or that will compromise your mental health.
 
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
 
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
 
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
 
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
 
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time;
   don’t lump the hard things all together.
 
10. Take one day at a time.
 
11. Separate worries from concerns .. If a situation is a concern, find out what
     God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can’t do anything
     about a situation, forget it.
 
12. Live within your budget; don’t use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
 
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried
     in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
 
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous
     amount of trouble.
 
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
 
16. Every night before bed, think of one thing you’re grateful for that you’ve never
     been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
 
17. Get enough rest.
 
18. Eat right.
 
19 Get organized so everything has its place.
 
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
 
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
 
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
 
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud.
     Don’t wait until it’s time to go to bed to try and pray.
 
24. Make friends with Godly people.
 
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
 
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good
     ‘Thank you God.’
 
27. Laugh.
 
28. Laugh some more!
 
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
 
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
 
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
 
32. Sit on your ego.
 
33 Talk less; listen more.
 
34. Slow down.
 
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
 

 Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17
 


Posted by memesusan at 5:58 PM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 19 November 2008 6:15 PM EST
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Thursday, 6 November 2008
Fear Not

Are the circumstances surrounding your life drowning you, or are you allowing them to help you develop a better relationship with Jesus?

Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Luke 12:32, II Corinthians 4:17-18

                                     


 

 


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Wednesday, 5 November 2008
God's Wrath Against Mankind

24Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

26Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. 27In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.

28Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. 29They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless.

Romans 1:24-31

 


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Remember America?

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”

-Marcus Tullius Cicero 42 B.C


Posted by memesusan at 9:43 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 5 November 2008 9:44 AM EST
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Friday, 17 October 2008
TaXeS

Things are always easier to understand when explained in terms of beer!

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers, he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

‘I only got a dollar out of the $20′, declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got $10!’

‘Yeah, that’s right’, exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’

‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’

‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up!

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.

Professor of Economics, University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.


Posted by memesusan at 3:19 PM EDT
Updated: Friday, 17 October 2008 3:22 PM EDT
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